I‘m Rainwater Tea and I was cruelly dragged out of my German heritage to live in the shithole that is London.

I got transported here by accident from my punk rock garage band practice in the 90s to the current day. I spend my days selling artworks in Camden with my lovely friend, rudeastoast and my nights sleeping in the dinosaur section of the Natural History Museum. Come visit me sometime! I’ll give you free cookies.

When I grow up (ha) I want to be an author and live in Tokyo. And maybe own my own Cabaret. 

I am obsessed with the Joker, Lolita, psychological movies, candy floss, the Mighty Boosh, Batman, Kensington Gardens, Peter Pan, paranormal things, OBEs, Lucid Dreaming, old movies, Jung, Kingdom Hearts, Stephen King’s novels, fairytales, vintage art galleries, asian horror movies and scary children. I want to marry Tom Waits, Dita Von Teese, Jack White and Joan Jett. Woo. 

I have a Tibetan Terrier called Riff Raff, after my favourite character in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

In general, my favourite movies are: Fight Club, Lolita (1992 version), Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Amelie, Spirited Away, Die Welle (German), The Virgin Suicides, The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Candy, Brokeback Mountain, Hansel and Gretel (K/horror), Requiem for a Dream, Bunny and the Bull, An American In Paris, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, the Butterfly Effect, 10 Things I Hate About You, Inglorious Bastards, Treasure Planet, Das Fliegende Klassenzimmer (German), the Labyrinth, the Godfather, Rocky…

Favourite musicians: Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, Foster the People, the Pogues, My Chemical Romance, White Stripes, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, Guns n Roses, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Betty Carter, The Pixies, Nine Inch Nails, Aerosmith, Damien Rice, Billy Idol, Pink Floyd, Tom Waits, H.I.M, The Goo Goo Dolls, Nina Simone, Son House, the Swell Season, the Frames, Tool, Pharcyde, Wheatus, Sum 41, 30 Seconds to Mars…

If you have any doubts concerning my sanity, here are some gifs and pictures of me being a massive faggot…

Well, thank you for stalking me. And carefully examining my photos as if that should relate to my blog somehow. I apologise for being overwhelmingly beautiful, your eyes must be bleeding by now. That is a side effect. Please finish your cookies and be on your way now.